Ok, I won't even try to pretend that was very clever. More important:
Plus, the offer includes complimentary shipping on all orders from Barneys online through August 26th! You'll thank me when you score a great pair of jeans for just $40...that's right.
P.S. Don't forget the Barneys warehouse sale starts tomorrow! 8 a.m.! Sadly I have to work and will not be able to check it out until this weekend.
Back to work!